Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly made a move to feed somebits to a massive reptile. Witnesses say that Trump maybe got a little too close with the creature, resulting in some nervouschuckles. The {entireaffair was captured on video, and the footage have quickly gone viral online.
- We don't know why Trump
- chose Alcatraz
- conspiracy theories abound that he waslooking for attention
Urgent Update: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President President Trump has encountered a pack of highly venomous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Local reporters claim to have seen the former leader fighting with the creatures, wielding a silver spoon. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from the White House.
Stay tuned for more updates on this wild event!
Big T's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! President Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing his best suits. He's even rumored to be order a giant cheeseburger from McDonald's during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Alligator Alcatraz? You Betcha, Says Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. That mess down in Florida is gettin' out of hand. They got these crocodiles runnin' free. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em wander around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta get tough of these beasts. That's why I say we gotta build a special prison - Alcatraz for crocodiles, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' dealin' with the tough stuff. click here
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Trump's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical fundraiser, folks. The Boss Man himself is hitting the glades on a wild maniacal rampage. That's right, we're talking about Trumpbattling beastly reptiles. Sources say he's packing his that ridiculous red "Make America Great Again" beanie and ready to unleash some swamp-justice. Will he run screaming back to the White House? Only time will tell!
Can You Believe This?! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are seriously gonna believe this! The Donald himself, ex Prez Trump, has decided to take a wild journey. He's swapping his golf clubs for some serious courage and is diving into a tank full of vicious alligators! Word on the street that this whole thing was an attempt to boost his image.
What could ever be more wild? Only time will show.